- @Crazycanuck just posted a new beg: I took advice from AI bots and lost all my money
- @lumbar_regret just posted a new beg: I assembled a gaming chair with leftover screws and I sit slightly sideways now
- @dropped_it_in_there just posted a new beg: I tried to take a selfie with a goat and the goat took my phone
- @wave_goblin just posted a new beg: I rented a paddleboard and paddled confidently in the wrong direction for two hours
- @soak_daddy just posted a new beg: I filled a kiddie pool with hot water on my balcony and the landlord found out
- @front_row_or_nothing just posted a new beg: I sold my concert tickets to buy better concert tickets. Then the show sold out.
- @console_or_bust just posted a new beg: My game console overheated because I kept it in a blanket fort. On purpose.
- @minthorn_was_right just posted a new beg: My buddy texted me a joke idea and I bought the website before he finished typing
- @3am_add_to_cart just posted a new beg: I bought a canoe at 2 AM. I live nowhere near water.
- @meter_maid_nemesis just posted a new beg: I parked in the same "15 minutes only" spot for six weeks straight
- @locked_out_lou just posted a new beg: I locked myself out of the house in my bathrobe to chase a raccoon.
- @bangs_regret just posted a new beg: I let my nephew practise his haircut skills on me. He is nine.
Crowdfunding for degenerates
No sob stories. Just bad decisions.
You did something stupid.
Now beg for help.
How dumb could you be? Prove it.
Beg for any reason. Mostly because you're an idiot. Flex your stupidity. Other sites want a tragic backstory; we want the truth: you locked your keys in the truck, cut your own bangs, bought a canoe at 2 AM. Own your dumb choice, post it, and let fellow idiots (and the odd bored billionaire) bail you out.
Busted truck, bad haircut, 14th parking ticket. Tell us the dumb thing you did and what it cost.
Rate your own degeneracy. Funny is encouraged. Honest is required.
Strangers toss $5 because they've been there. No judgment. Okay, a little judgment.
Begillionaire takes $0 and never touches the money. Donors give straight to the beggar's own PayPal, Ko-fi or similar page. FAQ
The Leaderboards all amounts self-reported · we never touch the money
👑 Top 20 Donors
The enablers. Ranked by what they say they gave (self-reported). ✅ = an admin saw a receipt for all of it.
No enablers on the board yet. The throne is warm and empty. Back a beg, post a shout-out, become a legend.
🙏 Top Beggars
The shameless. Ranked by what they say they've received (self-reported).
No beggars on the board yet. Somebody out there has a dumb story worth telling. Probably you.
